master justin randall mayfield wrote at 11:58am on May 22nd, 2007
there once lived a mangy ol' mutt,
you could hardly distinguish her face from her butt.
not obnoxious except,
that she snored when she slept,
a deep thundering snore from the gut.
well this dog, she was really a treasure,
full of talents and skills that contained no real measure,
she could play with a rope,
other talents... well... nope,
but she gave all who met her great pleasure.
well one day mopsy looked at her owner,
and decided that she'd be best off to disown her,
she surrendered her mind, went insane, deaf, and blind,
left the family and became a loner.
mopsy wrote a small heartfelt disclaimer,
"julie, never have i met an owner that's lamer,
i'm leaving this place,
cause i can't stand your face,
so goodbye!"
let's be real... can you blame her?
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